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Previously Distracted Euphoria and many other names

2008 - 2018 Celebrating 10 Years of Podcasting
and I still don't know when to shut up

Open your minds, loosen your morals, and lower your expectations
— Regis Jack
 Regis Jack,  The Philacted Disphor


I'm Regis Jack, former legendary stage actor and televangelist -- I'm one man, with multiple personalities, indivisible, with liberty, and justice for all. Sometimes I call myself the Distracted Philosopher, other times the Philacted Disphor, and in real life I have not idea who I am. I'm passionate about storytelling, podcasting, writing, and generally being the weird one in pretty much every social situation.

  • I tell stories for podcasts, live streaming, public, and private events which I call The Regis Jack Experience
  • I produce and perform a (mostly) weekly podcast (since 2008) which I rename every few years
  • I write extensively in my Evernote notebook and on paper -- sometimes I share on this site and other places
  • I'm on Twitter(a lot), Facebook (sometimes), and Instagram (more than FB, less than twitter)

But wait, there is more about me ...


Listen To me!

"Maybe It's the heroin talking ..."

Trigger Warning: Be warned, some of my content contains triggers
(e.g. suicide, depression, cake, my penis) and may be offensive to some people. 

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Maybe It's The Heroin Talking (previously Distracted Euphoria) -- is the unexpected feeling of happiness that occurs when you are not paying attention to anything in particular, basically while you are distracted by something else. It's the feeling you get as you listen to my podcast, see my live performances, or read my work. It won't make you happy long term (or even while you listen), but every once in a brief moment, it will.

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